So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

by Mick Spreader 11. May 2009 03:31

Mick would like to say a big thanks to his loyal readers over the last two years. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I have had writing it.

Unfortunately it is not possible for me to continue writing satirical stories so I'm signing off whilst on a high. The decision to do so is mine and purely mine alone.

Many thanks to the members of opposition groups and council employees who have been very supportive of the basic idea behind muckspReading over the years even if they didn't like every joke and for your emails of support. A big wet raspberry to those with a collective sense of humour failure who haven't... I know who you are.

The stories will be edited down to a 'best of' compilation and left online, as well as a few of the supporting pages such as the Reading Traffic Sign writer.

Since muckspReading was set up, Reading now has a burgeoning local blog network so hopefully someone else will take up the mantle of poking fun at the pompous, the smug and the jobsworths of Reading and continue to expose lies and hypocrisy where they see it. Don't leave it to the press!

 

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Take Me to Your Leader

by Mick Spreader 7. May 2009 06:20

Local Lib Dems have reacted to plans by British Telecom to reduce the number of public telephone boxes in use around the country. They have urged Reading Borough Council to take part in a new BT scheme to adopt or sponsor a red phone box in the town.

Warren Swaine, the Lib Dem spokesperson for Culture and Sport, told us: "The loss of these iconic British cultural symbols is is going to hit people disproportionately and we ask the council to act now in the interests of local democracy. Without any 'phone boxes around, where are we going to hold our meeting to elect a new group leader?"

 

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One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest

by Mick Spreader 5. May 2009 05:51

Swaine flu has been confirmed in Reading and residents are asked to be vigilant.

Symptoms

  • Loss of your seat on the council
  • Making rash promises
  • Feverish campaigning after infection

Swaine flu is a disease thought to be caused by eating too much bacon. You can help prevent a pandemic, by grilling instead of frying. 

Treatment
If you are in a vulnerable group you may experience a self-righteous little prick.

How does Swaine Flu spread?
If you let one of the little bastards take a seat in your ward, you are likely to become completely infected.

Do I Need A Face Mask?
Only on election leaflets to avoid scaring young children.

 

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