It's a Fine Day

by Mick Spreader 16. January 2012 08:50

Reading Borough Council chiefs have slammed moves by Eric Pickles to remove the right to fine people for putting the wrong rubbish into recycling bins.

A leaked secret budget report has revealed the plans by the Labour administration to pay for their increased spending by fining residents for disposing of:

  • Plastic bottles with sodium metabisulphate in the ingredients list
  • Lib Dem focus leaflets
  • Aluminium cans with more than 5ml of residual Tennants Super
  • Heinz tin cans unless they are one of the original 57 varieties

The Government announcement has caused panic amongst officers who are now drawing up emergency plans to make up the shortfall caused by Mr. Pickles announcement.

Plans are now afoot to fill the consequent £3.5 million hole in the Council's finances and to compensate the Labour administration have brought forward plans to fine residents who walk across bus lanes, leave dog excrement in bins containing material that forensic tests prove to be digested Cesar dog food and who fly-tip in the silos of the Smallmead civic amenity site..

An additional emergency budget item will also see the introduction of a £10 processing fee for residents who write letters of complaint to the council.

We asked the Council Leader for her comments and she told us: "Why ask me? Whatever Mr Orton said."

 

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That Sinking Feeling

by Mick Spreader 1. November 2011 08:44

UNIVERSITY AREA STUDY

Special Report for Labour Group

Dear Jan,

Thank you for your email to Highways entitled "Venice is Magic" received 31st October at 20:21.

Although we couldn't fathom out why you would want to do this, attached are the costs for turning Redlands into the Venice of Reading as you requested. We have also worked into the proposals Spray and Display charges you asked for to offset the costs. They come with a stern warning that flooding the ward like you wish could lead to a whole raft of problems

Flooding land below 20m by blocking the Thames weir. £64m
Income from Spray and Display £27m per year

We have also prepared the orders to rename Eldon Square St. Marx Square.

Regards, RBC Highways Department

 

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Grammar Check

by Mick Spreader 7. July 2011 05:52

John Ennis, Lead Councillor for Education and Children's Services, has spoken out about the perilous state of Reading's schools after he was quoted in an official council press release saying:

"Its great that Reading's schools have been received this funding from Arts Council England. Its important that children learn through creative project like this and I am sure the new outdoor learning space will be a great asset to the school." [Artistic Approach to Teaching]

After the grammatically challenged Council press release was revealed, Cllr Ennis was overheard speaking to colleagues and telling them that perhaps Labour's amendment to a Tory motion at last week's full council meeting was a little premature and that Reading needed to increase the number of grammar schools in order to teach councillors grammar. He also suggested that as well as more grammar schools, some spelling schools wouldn't go amiss.

A chastened John Ennis told us: "I've been given a damn good spanking by Labour's new strict headmistress Jan Gavin about me not speaking proper. Kept me in after class and smacked my knuckles with a ruler."

Labour's cut backs in the publicity department have also caused consternation among council staff after the use of apostrophes was banned in order to save ink. One unnamed staff member told us: "its terrible. dont they no wot effect itll has been on the quality of councils press releases?"

 

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Cutting Out the Middle Man

by Mick Spreader 17. June 2011 08:39

Donations to the Reading East and Reading West CLP on the Electoral Commission web site shows that in March £3,000 was donated by an unincorporated association that lists its address as:

Civic Centre
Reading
RG1 7AE

Yes, the Reading  Labour Group really does think that it owns the Council.

 

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Death to RBC

by Mick Spreader 14. June 2011 04:03

It was always suspected that this would happen but now there is official confirmation from www.reading.gov.uk that Reading Labour Party has killed off the council.

From the website www.reading.gov.uk at 9am on 14 June 2011:

Fatal Error

No such Publication

 

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Cabinet Maker

by Mick Spreader 2. June 2011 04:11

Last week's agenda for Cabinet which according to the council's constitution has to be published five working days before the meeting consisted almost entirely of items "To follow" to allow the Labour Group to get items through without any public scrutiny.

As a public service Mick Spreader has rummaged in the bins outside the print room and found a more up to date copy.

ITEMS FOR CONSIDERATION IN PUBLIC SESSION 

1. CHAIR’S ANNOUNCEMENTS  

The Chair to waffle on about something or other. 

2. DECLARATIONS OF INTEREST  

Don’t mention the unions and their donations to the local Labour party. 

3. MINUTES  

To confirm the Minutes of the meeting of the Cabinet held on 11 April 2011 

4. QUESTIONS AND PETITIONS  

To receive any Questions from Councillors and the Public, and any petitions from the public for ritual scorn and humiliation from Tony Page and then for them to be put straight into the shredder. 

5. MATTERS REFERRED BY THE CORPORATE, COMMUNITY AND EXTERNAL AFFAIRS SCRUTINY PANEL AND COUNCIL 

None, thanks to our new chumps, er, chums the Greens. 

6. DECISION BOOK REFERENCES 

Ditto. 

LEADERSHIP ITEM 

7. CABINET PRIORITIES FOR THE COMING YEAR  

Still ain’t got a bloody clue. Jo Lovelock to bluff her way through this item.

8. LEAD COUNCILLOR PORTFOLIOS 

Up yours Graham Hoskins. 

ADULT SOCIAL CARE ITEMS 

9. DEVELOPING A COMPREHENSIVE PREVENTATIVE POLICY IN ADULT SOCIAL CARE 

Cripes! We’re f***ed!!! 

EDUCATION AND CHILDREN’S SERVICES ITEMS 

10. THE CHILDREN AND YOUNG PEOPLE’S PLAN 2011-14 

A minority report by Peter Ruhemann. 

LEADERSHIP ITEMS 

11. PROVISIONAL END OF FINANCIAL YEAR BUDGET MONITORING, ACCOUNTS & OUTSTANDING DEBT 

This report summarises the financial position at the end of the 2010/11 financial year. Extremely disappointed to see no budget over runs. The coalition obviously had no idea of how to run a council. 

12. OUTSIDE BODY APPOINTMENTS (KEY DECISION) 

To make appointments or nominations to outside bodies for the Municipal Year 2011/12 to maximise Labour members income from allowances. 

FORWARD PLAN OF KEY DECISIONS 

13. FORWARD PLAN – MAY 2011 

A blank piece of paper is to be presented to the Cabinet. 

14. DATE AND TIME OF NEXT MEETING 

11 July 2011 at 6.30pm.

 

 

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Bin Laden with Meaning

by Mick Spreader 31. March 2011 07:43
Race relations organisations in Reading have hit out at the council for their negative stereotyping of the Black and Asian communities and have demanded that the council cease "black bin" collections immediately.

Their spokesperson said: "The council is giving out the wrong message to residents of Reading. If nothing is done to replace them, we will be referring the council to the police for encouraging people to consider all things black as trash. £1.4m to replace them all is a small price to pay for good race relations."

The council has denied that the colour coding of the bins has anything to do with the preferred contents.

"We don't have black bins, they are grey. They may have beeen black once but after a few years in the sun they aren't any more. Even so, the colour of a bin is not indicative of its contents. Green bins are for landfill waste only and not for residents to dispose of their unwanted Rob White's. However, if anyone does need to dispose of any empty north American natives, they should take them to the facility at Smallmead for recycling."

 

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Bathed in Glory

by Mick Spreader 14. April 2009 12:33

Reading Borough Council look set to approve the redevelopment of Kings Meadow Baths. The Edwardian swimming pool has been lying derelict for years and the council have been looking for a developer to take over the grade II listed building.

Graham Hoskin, councillor for culture and sport, said: "Both plans on the table still need further development, but we can't put off making a decision for much longer. If it falls down whilst were still in charge of it we could get sued for neglecting our duties. We've now been waiting over 5 years for a mysterious fire to come to our rescue and it's bloody annoying that one hasn't turned up yet. They've had enough time."

 

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muckspReading Exclusive!!!

by Mick Spreader 8. April 2009 11:56

We've been leaked a draft final report from the external investigation into bullying in Childrens' Services.

Click HERE for an exclusive chance to see it for yourself.

 

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The Place to be Heading is Reading Shredding

by Mick Spreader 5. April 2009 09:17
 

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What are Words Worth?

by Mick Spreader 18. March 2009 07:24

The Local Government Association has compiled a banned list of the 200 worst uses of jargon by its members. Ms Eaton of the LGA said: "Why do we have to have 'coterminous, stakeholder engagement' when we could just 'talk to people' instead?"

This outbreak of common sense hasn't gone down well with all officers and the Labour group are said to be unhappy that voters may at last find out what they have been getting up to with their money. However, Reading Borough Council has pledged to remove the offending gobblegook from their reports and documents as part of this year's budget cutting exercise and has said that this alone could halve the amount of paper used and shorten scrutiny meetings by 90 minutes.

The 'banned' words:

Across-the-piece, Actioned, Advocate, Agencies, Ambassador, Area based, Area focused, Autonomous, Baseline, Beacon, Benchmarking, Best Practice, Blue sky thinking, Bottom-Up, CAAs, Can do culture, Capabilities, Capacity, Capacity building, Cascading, Cautiously welcome, Challenge, Champion, Citizen empowerment, Client, Cohesive communities, Cohesiveness, Collaboration, Commissioning, Community engagement, Compact, Conditionality, Consensual, Contestability, Contextual, Core developments, Core Message, Core principles, Core Value, Coterminosity, Coterminous, Cross-cutting, Cross-fertilisation, Customer, Democratic legitimacy, Democratic mandate, Dialogue, Direction of travel, Distorts spending priorities, Double devolution, Downstream, Early Win, Edge-fit, Embedded, Empowerment, Enabler, Engagement, Engaging users, Enhance, Evidence Base, Exemplar, External challenge, Facilitate, Fast-Track, Flex, Flexibilities and Freedoms, Framework, Fulcrum, Functionality, Funding streams, Gateway review, Going forward, Good practice, Governance, Guidelines, Holistic, Holistic governance, Horizon scanning, Improvement levers, Incentivising, Income streams, Indicators, Initiative, Innovative capacity, Inspectorates, Interdepartmental, Interface, Iteration, Joined up, Joint working, LAAs, Level playing field, Lever, Leverage, Localities, Lowlights, MAAs, Mainstreaming, Management capacity, Meaningful consultation, Meaningful dialogue, Mechanisms, Menu of Options, Multi-agency, Multidisciplinary, Municipalities, Network model, Normalising, Outcomes, Outcomes, Output, Outsourced, Overarching, Paradigm, Parameter, Participatory, Partnership working, Partnerships, Pathfinder, Peer challenge, Performance Network, Place shaping, Pooled budgets, Pooled resources, Pooled risk, Populace, Potentialities, Practitioners, Predictors of Beaconicity, Preventative services, Prioritization, Priority, Proactive, Process driven, Procure, Procurement, Promulgate, Proportionality, Protocol, Provider vehicles, Quantum, Quick hit, Quick win, Rationalisation, Rebaselining, Reconfigured, Resource allocation, Revenue Streams, Risk based, Robust, Scaled-back, Scoping, Sector wise, Seedbed, Self-aggrandizement, Service users, Shared priority, Shell developments, Signpost, Single conversations, Single point of contact, Situational, Slippage, Social contracts, Social exclusion, Spatial, Stakeholder, Step change, Strategic, Strategic priorities, Streamlined, Sub-regional, Subsidiarity, Sustainable, Sustainable communities, Symposium ­­, Synergies, Systematics, Taxonomy, Tested for Soundness, Thematic, Thinking outside of the box, Third sector, Toolkit, Top-down, Trajectory, Tranche, Transactional, Transformational, Transparency, Upstream, Upward trend, Utilise, Value-added, Vision ­, Visionary, Welcome, Wellbeing, Worklessness,

 

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Post Apocalypse

by Mick Spreader 12. March 2009 04:52

Local Lib Dems have been blamed for the decision by Guardian Media Group to cut back the Reading Evening Post to just two editions per week.

A company statement said: "After the Lib Dems slashed Reading Borough Council's publicity budget for the next year, we had serious doubts on how the paper was going to be able to fill its copy with a drastic reduction on fatuous quotes from lead councillors to print. It makes the whole operation untenable."

A source close to the paper told us: "We'll have our revenge on the Lib Dems. If they thought being relegated to having a 'Second Person' piece on the council tax budget was bad, wait until we start putting all their press releases in 24Seven. No-one reads that!"

 

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Budget Aftermath...

by Mick Spreader 3. March 2009 05:06

Lib Dem leader Gareth Epps has denied falling victim to triumphalism after the Lib Dem budget was passed by Reading Borough Council.

Speaking at the Retreat public house, he told the assembled press: "Kier Hardy! Neil Kinnock! Harold Wilson! Jim Callaghan! Clement Attlee! Aneurin Bevan! Tony Blair! Gordon Brown - can you hear me, Gordon Brown! Your boys took one hell of a beating! Your boys took one hell of a beating!"

 

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Those Budget Negotiations

by Mick Spreader 27. February 2009 00:00
Labour Tory Lib Dem  Jo Lovelock Disappointment Index
 Andrew Cumpsty Smugness Quotient
 Gareth Epps Budge-O-Meter

Those tricky budget negotiations are underway, so to help our loyal reader keep on top of the situation, we are running our exclusive budget discussion monitoring service to keep him right up to date.

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Deliriant isti Redingensians

by Mick Spreader 23. February 2009 08:34

With the news that the Heavenly Planet festival is to be made free. Graham Hoskins, lead councillor for Culture and Sport explained why the Reading Borough Council cabinet chose to throw open the doors to all and sundry...

"Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have abdicated our duties; for the People who once upon a time handed out military command, high civil office, legions — everything, now restrains itself and anxiously hopes for just two things: bread and circuses. Let the free festival commence. Remember to vote Labour."

 

 

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Diamonds are a Ghouls Best Friend

by Mick Spreader 12. February 2009 02:18
 David Sutton

The appointment of David Sutton to the Berkshire Economic Strategy Board has prompted cries of cronyism and jobs for the boys after he was appointed as Reading's representative by his friends on the council for services rendered.

On his appointment Mr Sutton said: "I didn't think it was going to be as easy as all this after being turfed out by the voters.

"So sod that politics lark. Unelected appointments to remunerated bodies is the way forward. First Reading Buses and now South East Diamonds, it's easy street for a few days work a year! I also do a lot of work for charidee. I've now more than made up for my loss in councillor allowances already, and with all the expenses I can eat, I don't have to go back to the morons of Reading to beg for my old job back. Cushty!"

 

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The Reading List

by Mick Spreader 10. February 2009 19:46

Martin Salter's Resignation Email 

Martin Salter's email to his close friends and supporters telling them of his long suspected abdication threw up a large list of people who probably wished that the technophobe had learned to use BCC.

From the email:

"I wanted to thank everyone who made it along to my ‘Anniversary Bash’ at South Street the other week"

"I will be leaving Reading West with a strong team of Labour councillors in place and a healthy majority to defend at the next election."

And the people Martin Salter thinks would be pleased to receive a message from him telling them of his leaving a strong team of Labour councillors includes...

A J Pegg, ABC To Read, Adrian Lawson, Alex Bayliss, Alison Bell, Alison Powell, Allen Sinclair, Andrew Dunn, Andy Murrill, Andy Frampton, Ann Morgan, Ann Sheen, Anne Foley, Anne Westgarth, Ash Gupta, B Mitchell, B Revell, Ben Moore, Ben Zielinski, Bente @ RISC, Bet Tickner, Bobbie Richardson, Bobby Lonergan, C Howell, Canon, Cara Brown, Chris Bloomfield, Chris Brooks, Chris Maskell, Chris Waring, Cindy Creasy, Clare Bradley, Clare Muir, Clever Dick, Clive Chandler, Cllr A Bance, D Warren, Dan Paskins, Dave Peasely, David Sutton, Deb & Gaz, Debbie Daniel, Debbie Ward, Deborah Edwards, Deborah Watson, Eastern Earl, Eddie Lopez, Ejaz Elahi, Fergal Sharkey, Fiona Hope, G Strudley Geoffrey Field Junior, Gabby Watts, Ivinn Jan, Glenn Dennis, Gordon Hewson, Graeme Hoskin, Gul Khan, Harry Hudson, Head Geoffrey Field Infants, Head Geoffrey Field Junior, Head Prospect, Head Ranikhet, Head Whitley Park Infants, Head Whitley Park Junior, Helen and Peter, Helen Hathaway, Hilary Murgatroyd, Hilary Scott, Ian Warrick, Irene Cameron, J Gardner, J MacDevitt, James Ashford, Jan Sagoo, Jane Coney, Jeremy Sealey, Jim Hanley, Jo Lovelock, Joe Campbell - Southampton, Joe Williams, Joe Wise, John Ennis ,John Howarth, John Littlefair, John Painter, John Wright, Karen Durcan, Karen Morton, Kate Shaw, Keith Jerrome, Keith Uden, Kevin Holyer, Kim Hewitt, Kim Louise, Kirsty Anderson, Linda Serck, Lindsey No1, Lizz Loxam, Lynda Miller, M Pollek, M Robinson, Malcolm Powers, Marjorie McClure, Martin @ RISC, Mary Singleton-White, Mary Waite, Mian Saleem PCC, Mike @ Voluntary Action, Mike Creighton, Mike Hoare, Mike Orton, Mohammed Ayub, Moira Dickenson, Morris Camilla, My Luminaries, Naomi Prashker, Natasha Burgess, Neslick, Nichola O'Dowda, Nicholas Stringer, P & S Spiers, P Bale, P Sloman, Pat Baxter, Pat Kenny, Paul Gittings, Paul Metcalf, Paul Tolman, Paul Webb, Pete Ruhemann, Pete Thompson, Peter Jones, Peter Small, R Richens, Rajinder @ RCRE, Ray Parkes, Reuben Webb, Rhona Brown, Richard Aylard, Richard McKenzie, Richard Stainthorp, Rob Ketley, Robert Owen, Roger Sym, Rose Mayor, Ruth WG, Sadie Smith, Sally Swift, Saltrese Maria, Samantha Harney, Sheila Reilly, Shirley Merriott, Sid Rewett, Simon Mares, South East Region CWU, Stephanie Peacock, Steve Sheikh, Steve Snook, Stewart Tippett, Stuart Singleton-White, Sue Hockham, Sue Stainthorp, Susan Edwards, Susie Kemp, Sylvie Pearce, T V Angling (sounds fishy), Tammy Bedford, Tim Heaver, Tom Crisp, Tom D Watts, Tony Page, Tracy Fernandes, Trish Thomas, TVPA, Valerie Lambourn, Viki Lloyd, Will Sherlock, Winters
 

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True Grit

by Mick Spreader 5. February 2009 04:39

Due to the adverse weather conditions, Reading Borough Council has announced a complete u-turn in policy.

A council spokesperson told us: "Up until now we have been fully signed up to preventing climate change. However, in order to save money we have been reducing the amount of salt and grit stocks year by year and more than five day's snow is enough to exhaust them completely and bring the town to a stand still.

"We will therefore be cancelling all climate change initiatives and asking residents to turn up their heating, cancelling insulation grants and converting our fleet of vehicles to use more polluting types of diesel. Sorry polar bears, we have budgets to balance."

 

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Or Was He Pushed?

by Mick Spreader 19. January 2009 16:26
Reading Labour Party

The Local Labour Party Are Fully Behind Peter Ruhemann

"I do so under the pressure of a voting majority and nothing else. You bastards arrrggghhhh!"

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Reading Children Services' Joint Area Review Published

by Mick Spreader 12. January 2009 21:39

The Ofsted report into Children's Services in Reading has finally been published.

 We asked Mr. Lovelock to comment.

"Oh shit! I'm screwed."

 

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Won't Somebody Think of the Children?

by Mick Spreader 18. December 2008 09:55
Methadone

Reading's child protection services have been graded "inadequate" in a damning report from OfSted. However, the Labour council have welcomed the finding that once again as services under their care are already at rock bottom, the only way is up.

Lead councillor for children’s service Pete Ruhemann said: "Let's hope that the local press don't start looking into this damning report on child care in Reading and linking the death of Baby-P despite being on the at risk register with the death in Reading of Child-T despite being on the at risk register or I'll really be in trouble. If you think I'll be following the lead of Liz Santry, Haringey's Cabinet member for children and young people, by resigning, think again."

pdf Reading Local Safeguarding Children Report into Child T

 

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Lab Mag

by Mick Spreader 15. December 2008 04:48
Live Reading Magazine

Rob Wilson has stepped into the row over Reading Borough Council's LIVE Reading magazine. The council rag which managed 17 mentions of Labour councillors in the run up to last year's local elections will cost £56,020 in the coming year – a rise of more than 30 per cent, mainly due to a fall in advertising revenue from the local Labour Party.

Rob Wilson complained: "This is why I believe the council should take a metaphorical leaf out of Boris’ book by scrapping the mag and replacing it with a tree planting programme across the borough, and maybe shagging a few journalists for good measure whilst we're at it. Go Boris!"

A council spokesperson defended the magazine. "This is a much more cost effective way to communicate with residents than producing a raft of separate leaflets containing former leader David Sutton's telephone number instead of the elected councillor's."

Meanwhile tax payers have hit back at the Reading East MP by asking Rob Wilson to save thousands more trees by scrapping his "Parliamentary Reports" sent to every home in the constituency in increasing frequency near elections paid for out of the snouts in the trough Parliamentary allowances.

 

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Who Cares?

by Mick Spreader 27. November 2008 07:42
Adult Care

Reading Borough Council has proudly issued a press release for receiving a whole one star rating from the Commission for Social Care Inspection after a review of its provision for elderly and disabled adults.

Mike Orton, Lead Councillor for Community Care, said: "I'm am extremely pleased to see that for the fifth year running our services have been given the thumbs up by the commission by the awarding of one-star. Only 19 councils out of 150 get a one star award and I think these consistent results are a fitting tribute to the way I lead the department."

A member of the commission told us: "You shouldn't read too much into our future predictions. We had to mark Reading's capacity to improve as 'promising'. You can't get any lower than their current rating without a town being a complete basket case."

 

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Share and Enjoy

by Mick Spreader 25. November 2008 08:05
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Reading Borough Council has issued a press release in response to news that Ashford in Kent has started operating what they claim is the first major 'shared space' project in the UK. Drivers no longer have the right of way on the Ashford ring road. Instead cars, bikes and pedestrians have equal priority. Kerbs, crossings and four sets of traffic lights have been removed from a mile-long section of the road bordering the town centre. Pedestrians and cyclists must use eye contact to work out when to cross the street or give way to oncoming traffic.

An RBC spokesman told us: "We've been operating such a 'shared space' project for years in Broad Street! Cyclists and pedestrians have been 'allowed' to co-exist without fear of being stopped by the police... but we hadn't thought of extending it to cars as well. What a great idea!"

 

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Sutton Ceeds

by Mick Spreader 24. November 2008 12:46
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It seems an unwillingness to admit the fact that Labour no longer runs the council runs far deeper than a piss-poor leaflet from Anneliese Dodds.

Callers to the number published in the council's Residents' Guide to Local Councillors & Services for Lib Dem Katesgrove councillor Warren Swaine will find themselves connected instead to local librarian David Sutton.

It's been 6 months. RBC staff should really get over it!!!

 

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Bobbing Along

by Mick Spreader 17. November 2008 04:38
Bob Green

Long serving former Lib Dem councillor Bob Green was honoured by Reading after being made a Freeman of the Borough at a ceremony in the council chamber. The political groupings took it in turns to praise the former Lib Dem group leader and tell the same joke about Lib Dem amendments to motions. However, proceedings were livened up when, standing in for Tory leader Andrew Cumpsty, Tom Steele read out a poem to the council:

Roses are red, violets are blue
And apart from Bob Green, Lib Dems are poo.

Bob will now have the right to drive sheep over Caversham Bridge, but he told us: "I won't be exercising that right. I think the Tory Councillors should make their own way to council meetings."

 

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Queue-DOS

by Mick Spreader 4. November 2008 05:08
Transport

Reading has won a prestigious industry award for transport innovation, thanks to its cutting-edge transport communication system. Reading's entry was centred around the Council's SEEDA-sponsored £1.8million trial which uses emerging WiMAX wireless communications technology, in combination with Wi-Fi and the latest mobile phone 3G communications services.

Lead councillor for transport Tony Page, told the press: "This cutting edge system will be a welcome new revenue stream, er, boon to the traveller. Before this system people would be stuck waiting for a bus or in traffic with all the uncertainty of no end in sight. Now they'll be able at the touch of a button to know for certain that there is no end in sight and that they should consider getting out and walking. Who said that you couldn't make money out of people's misery?"

The two users of the system were very impressed.

 

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No Hawkers

by Mick Spreader 29. October 2008 03:28
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Martin Salter has come out in support of legislation currently going through Parliament but looks to be heading for a clash with local Labour Party colleagues over his backing for the Reading Borough Council Bill. Speaking in support of the Bill he said: "Illegal peddling is a dangerous menace which can put people at risk of being ripped off with faulty merchandise with no right of redress or compensation for being cheated by false promises."

However, a Labour insider told us that they are worried about the irreparable damage passing this bill could do to prospective parliamentary candidate Anneliese Dodds at the next election. One activist told us: "If we can't peddle door to door our broken promises and faulty policies without falling foul of the law, we're screwed."

 

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Arson About

by Mick Spreader 6. August 2007 03:03
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The Grade II listed King's Meadows swimming baths were yesterday destroyed in a mystery arson attack. Campaigners have fought for many years to keep the structure, one of the last of its kind, preserved as a public building. However, like the fomer listed brewery which also was destroyed in a mysterious fire, the King's Meadows pool is now thought to be beyond economic repair and will be sold to developers.

"This is terrible news," laughed a Council spokesman. "The King's Meadows pool was much loved by all in the town, I can only hope that the hotel and marina complex that will be built to replace it for the benefit of rich yacht owners will be of some comfort to the residents of Reading."

Note to Editors: This story is embargoed until required.

 

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Going Loopy

by Mick Spreader 31. March 2007 18:00
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Reading Transport chiefs are planning to announce their most ambitious plan yet.

A planned upgrade of the notorious twin bridge bottle neck at Cow Lane will help speed traffic towards the Labour Party's proposed new bus lane congestion zone at Caversham Road. However, enterprising council bosses have come up with an ingenious scheme to take drivers minds of the jams by upgrading the rail track to incorporate a loop the loop.

"We think the new train loop will put the ding back into Reading and passengers waiting for a platform can look forward to hours of amusement."

 

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