Dear muckspReading
"I was dismayed to hear that our beloved Martin Salter may have had his phone hacked ironically, given where he has been hiding out, by an Aussie. Are there any pictures of him celebrating discovering that he was not important enough to warrant such a disgraceful intrusion into his private conversations?"
Margaret Main
We have checked with our paparazzi and discovered this picture of Martin in good spirits in RISC.
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