A Stab in the Dark

by Mick Spreader 15. April 2008 01:47
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After the stabbing of a traffic attendant in Reading, Union officials are urging council chiefs to provide better protection for their members.

UNISON officials told us: "It's getting far too dangerous out there, why even the police want knife detectors before they will go out on the streets. Stab proof vests, metal detectors, body armour, armoured personnel carriers, Glock 9mm semi-automatics and police escorts are the bare minimum before we should allow our members out in Reading to enforce the council's parking policies. Admittedly the council only makes £72,000 per year out of parking fines with NCP trousering the rest, but this £2m expenditure is a small price to pay for essential safety equipment."

 

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