Cabinet Maker

by Mick Spreader 2. June 2011 09:11

Last week's agenda for Cabinet which according to the council's constitution has to be published five working days before the meeting consisted almost entirely of items "To follow" to allow the Labour Group to get items through without any public scrutiny.

As a public service Mick Spreader has rummaged in the bins outside the print room and found a more up to date copy.

ITEMS FOR CONSIDERATION IN PUBLIC SESSION 

1. CHAIR’S ANNOUNCEMENTS  

The Chair to waffle on about something or other. 

2. DECLARATIONS OF INTEREST  

Don’t mention the unions and their donations to the local Labour party. 

3. MINUTES  

To confirm the Minutes of the meeting of the Cabinet held on 11 April 2011 

4. QUESTIONS AND PETITIONS  

To receive any Questions from Councillors and the Public, and any petitions from the public for ritual scorn and humiliation from Tony Page and then for them to be put straight into the shredder. 

5. MATTERS REFERRED BY THE CORPORATE, COMMUNITY AND EXTERNAL AFFAIRS SCRUTINY PANEL AND COUNCIL 

None, thanks to our new chumps, er, chums the Greens. 

6. DECISION BOOK REFERENCES 

Ditto. 

LEADERSHIP ITEM 

7. CABINET PRIORITIES FOR THE COMING YEAR  

Still ain’t got a bloody clue. Jo Lovelock to bluff her way through this item.

8. LEAD COUNCILLOR PORTFOLIOS 

Up yours Graham Hoskins. 

ADULT SOCIAL CARE ITEMS 

9. DEVELOPING A COMPREHENSIVE PREVENTATIVE POLICY IN ADULT SOCIAL CARE 

Cripes! We’re f***ed!!! 

EDUCATION AND CHILDREN’S SERVICES ITEMS 

10. THE CHILDREN AND YOUNG PEOPLE’S PLAN 2011-14 

A minority report by Peter Ruhemann. 

LEADERSHIP ITEMS 

11. PROVISIONAL END OF FINANCIAL YEAR BUDGET MONITORING, ACCOUNTS & OUTSTANDING DEBT 

This report summarises the financial position at the end of the 2010/11 financial year. Extremely disappointed to see no budget over runs. The coalition obviously had no idea of how to run a council. 

12. OUTSIDE BODY APPOINTMENTS (KEY DECISION) 

To make appointments or nominations to outside bodies for the Municipal Year 2011/12 to maximise Labour members income from allowances. 

FORWARD PLAN OF KEY DECISIONS 

13. FORWARD PLAN – MAY 2011 

A blank piece of paper is to be presented to the Cabinet. 

14. DATE AND TIME OF NEXT MEETING 

11 July 2011 at 6.30pm.

 

 

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