Car Wars : The Phantom Menace

by Mick Spreader 16. July 2007 07:00
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Councillor Andrew Cumpsty has hit out at plans by Reading Borough Council to find someone to chair the independent commission into solving Reading's Traffic problems.

"I think it's a waste of council tax payers' money to install a Yoda like figure to solve our problems," said the Tory Councillor, "when we have Emperor Willis or, as some of you may know him, Darth Insidious prepared to help. He may be the most evil person in Reading, but at least he promises to make the trains run on time and we really need to hear more about his plans for a Death Star to sort out the traffic before jumping to conclusions."

 

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