Chew Bee or Not Chew Bee

by Mick Spreader 4. April 2008 02:10
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A bee keeper has hit out at Reading Borough Council after his precious apiary was attacked by a masked woodpecker.

Mr. McHoneyCombe told our reporter: "I blame it all on the council. You can tell by the number of teenage pregnancies in Reading that they have not been teaching the birds and the bees." He droned on: "This bird clearly doesn't know how to beehive itself. Whoever would have thought that an insectivorous bird would help itself to a free lunch?"

Next week we'll bring you the exclusive story about whether the Pope poops in the woods and the answer to another burning question by asking whether bears are Catholic.

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