Conservative Election Strategy Exposed

by Mick Spreader 18. March 2007 18:00
The Conservative Party

Conservative candidates in Reading have refused to comment on a leak of their local election strategy.

Their plans include doing absolutely no canvassing or indeed any local electioneering work whatsoever until three days before the election when a super glossy colour leaflet will drop through the doors of every home in Reading urging the undecided to look at the pretty colours and vote blue. The election strategy hinges on the leaflet convincing the electorate that David is a super spliffing, er, spiffing guy. 

An unnamed Tory strategist commented: "Duh, this leak is quite clearly inaccurate. Obviously we're not going to waste our postage in Whitley."

 

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