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by Mick Spreader 23. September 2008 10:29
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Thames Valley Police are launching a new text service for people to report incidents via mobile phone. The scheme will be identical to the current 08458 505 505 non-emergency number, so texters can expect their text messages to disappear without a trace and if they ring up to ask for progress will be greeted by message "SORI CNOT FND YR DEETS".

To access the service residents should text 80085 CHAV with the crime of your choice after:

  • HPPYSLP - Happy Slapping
  • 8T - Hate Crimes
  • STLK - It's good to stalk
  • BUGGER - Arson attack
  • GENO - Genocide

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