Down the Drain

by Mick Spreader 1. August 2007 02:09
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Mystery surrounds the theft of dozens of drain covers across Berkshire. About 80 of the cast iron grates have gone missing from the borough of Wokingham in the last few days.

Frank Browne, leader of Wokingham Council, told us: "It is a complete mystery. The only lead we have is that after each of the thefts someone was seen furiously pedaling away. We think Tom Crisp has some questions to answer." A spokesman for Reading Borough Council refused to comment on the thefts, but did admit that repairs after the recent floods were surprisingly well ahead of schedule.

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