Duck Off

by Mick Spreader 16. April 2008 02:11
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Rik Willis has attacked two Lib Dems for claiming that they do more constituency work than all the Tory Councillors combined. He told us: "Many more experienced Councillors report items directly to the relevant Council Officer's concerned for action by way of rolled-up trouser leg and a dodgy handshake. Such cases would not therefore be logged on the system which the Lib Dems used to create their press release. And if that doesn't work we have another method of ensuring that casework is credited to the Conservative Party without resorting to using the ACOLAID system. We let other people lobby the council to put in duck crossings, then we jump in at the last minute with a press release and take the credit for it. It's far more efficient than actually doing any work."

 

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