Election Dysfunction

by Mick Spreader 8. October 2007 05:33
Election 2007

Local politicians have breathed a collective huge sigh of relief as the prospect of a November election was kicked into touch by Gordon 'Scaredy Cat' Brown.

All prospective candidates had their own reasons to celebrate the news. Anneliese 'Flower in the Attic' Dodds hoped it would give her a chance to find a flat in Reading before the election that wasn't obviously an accomodation address; Martin Salter can now spend more time in his favourite constituency... Reading East; Rob Wilson is pleased that it gives him more time to pump out Tory propaganda at taxpayers expense; Gareth Epps is planning to spend more time with the Rugby World Cup and Rob White is jumping for joy because he won't have to get his hair cut.

 

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