Fat-uous Comments

by Mick Spreader 18. February 2008 01:34
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Reading's Mayor Chris Maskell has hit back at hurtful suggestions in the Evening Post that he has spent the last 9 months eating his way through civic receptions.

He complained: "I don't know where they got the idea from that I'm always eating cakes, but I don't think it it right that the local media should make fun at the expanse of others. I've got a serious wait problem... I can't wait until lunchtime. And it's doubly unfair as I've given up eating crisps - Walkers sounds like too much hard work. Anyway all these jokes are down to a misunderstanding when I was inaugerated as Mayor. My chauffeur told me he was going to get the Rolls and I asked if there were any paper plates. A simple mistake anyone could make."

 

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