Floods of Tears

by Mick Spreader 23. July 2007 02:00
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Householders in Caversham are being warned about potential flooding after torrential rain caused havoc and widespread chaos to large areas of Britain and fears that the Thames' valley will be flooded. Steve Waite, lead councillor for the environment, told us: "We have noticed that the main flood plain areas in and around Reading are all Tory voting areas, so if you're expecting any help from us... go whistle!"

In other flood news, after successfully achieving 'Green Flag' status, Reading Borough Council are also putting Forbury Gardens forward for a prestigious beach quality 'Blue Flag' award, just in case.

 

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