So Sad to be All Alone in the World
As students flooded back to Reading the annual freshers fair once again attempted to lure new students out of their beds.
The Labour stall was very busy with Anneliese Dodds and Martin Salter milling around and reading leaflets to make it look busy. However, they were warned that they may not be allowed a stall next year if they keep misleading young impressionable students by using the word 'socialist'.
The Liberal Democrat stall proved to be popular as they asked students to sign a petition for on campus ballot boxes tempting students with the opportunity to vote without getting out of bed and another petition for sick buckets to be placed at 10 metre intervals on the route between Pavlov's Dog and the halls of residences.
The Green Party stall was also busy as new students were promised that they would not have to wash for a year.
This year local Tories didn't run a stall because they couldn't be bothered to get enough student members to qualify for one and anyway students will vote the same way that Mummy and Daddy do so why waste the effort.