Getting Into the Swim of Things

by Mick Spreader 20. November 2007 13:07
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School children missed their weekly swim as travellers set up camp in a leisure centre’s car park. The Central Swimming Pool car park was overflowing as 10 caravans descended on the amenity over the weekend. Council spokesman Chris Branagan told us: "Unfortunately all our parking attendents were out ticketing people who we thought might actually pay up, so we've had to wait for the court order to come through."

Mrs. Lovejoy from Caversham complained: "Jack had to miss out on his swim on Saturday. It's very important to him because our doctor has classed him as obese and he's trying ever so hard to lose weight. How is he going to be able to do that if I can't drive him to the pool anymore?"

 

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