Give Me Land, Lots of Land Under Starry Skies Above

by Mick Spreader 23. June 2008 06:00
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Reading Borough Council has promised to end the cycle of travellers moving from one site to another after revealing their secret weapon in the never ending war of attrition with caravan owners.

A council spokesman told us: "Following the previous traveller encampment at Cintra Park, we looked into ways of securing all council properties across the Borough but it was way too expensive. So instead we have purchased materials for a railing which we will install as soon as possible. It will be a small inconvenience for the residents of Cintra Avenue to have them trapped there permanently but we're sure that other parts of Reading will be more than happy about the actions we are taking here."

 

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