Launching their election bandwagon the Green party have announced their own plans for the IDR which involves grassing it over. The particular type of grass is still to be decided by the Green inner sanctum, but a variant of skunk is the current favourite.

Caroline Lucas the Green MEP for the Hopefully Voters Here Can't Be Arsed So We'll Sneak In constituency said: "Of course we're dead against the one way IDR, because we're also completely against the internal combustion engine and any bugger who uses it. It's the most evil thing on the planet since the introduction of haricot beans to the British diet. We demand the restoration of Saxon dwellings to Reading and some nut roast sacrifices to please the Mother Goddess. Let's hope the idiots who think they can make a protest and not also have to give up their Vauxhall Corsas will still vote for us."