Huge Swing on Hammock

by Mick Spreader 3. May 2007 18:00
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Victory Celebrations

The big winners in the 2007 local council elections were once again the Reading Apathy Party. A massive 69% backed their manifesto pledge: "What Do We Want, Whatever! When Do We Want It? Am I Bovvered?"

The leader of the local Apathy Party, Mr. Bill Ocks told us: "The council always gets in, so what's the point of voting? Anyway we can always rely on our core vote... Students to sleep in until 3 o'clock, then claim that they have an essay to write about the  'Dielectic Nature of Empirical Formulation of Neighbours."

 

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