Jobs a Good'un

by Mick Spreader 30. January 2008 06:57
text
  • Job: Chief Executive, READING BC
  • Employer: READING BC
  • Contact: Terry McDougall
  • Location: Reading
  • Permanent Hours: Full Time
  • Salary: up to £154k

Public service in the 21st century: it's hard to summarise, but you know it when you see it. Let us know when you find it.

For us, it includes the daily reward of frustrating the poplace, with a feckless and lazy group of elected members who'll do whatever we say, and a committed staff team keen to continue their impressive services to Reading Labour Party.

So the chance to deliver a once-in-a-generation chance of screwing up the physical and civic fabric of the town, not to mention getting nowhere trying to get South Oxfordshire to agree to a third bridge, is an added bonus.

In a role with so much to offer, we have ludicrously high expectations of our new Chief Executive: your ideas, an impressive list of mates in high places and a willingness to ride roughshod over others will set you apart. It's a significant public and community leadership position, so candidates need to be instinctively comfortable in knowing which side their bread is buttered on. And as we maintain our drive for continued improvement in services, we want someone who can sack staff without upsetting Unison.

The council's wider partnerships will continue to be as critical as we sell the town off to the developers leaving you free to concentrate on your task of raising revenue. Candidates need to have the brass kahunas to tell local residents to bugger off and thick skinned enough to go around pretending that a small town in Berkshire really is a city by shamelessly adding residents in neighbouring boroughs to the population to massage the figures.

  • Closing date: 22 February 2008.
 

Currently rated .5 by 3 people

  • Currently 0.5/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Tags:

Powered by BlogEngine.NET

Humour Warning!

All material on this site is parody and of a satirical nature.

All quotes attributed to anyone are made up and purely for the purposes of amusement. If you have no sense of humour, your sort aren't wanted around here so bugger off and join the Labour Party.

If you think that something is factually incorrect, please get a dictionary and lookup parody and satire.

Poll Tax

Mystery surrounds the reason for Labour getting rid of the RBC Chief Executive. What was the real reason?




Show Results

Other Links

Navigation Link JaneSpotting

Sorry folks, the legendary JaneSpotting web site about Reading's most trivial MP has been retired. Never mind Jane has graciously agreed to keep the laughs flowing from her Strasbourg Stockade.

Navigation Link The Reading Forum

Want to know where the Evening Post gets their stories from other than regurgitating council press releases?

Navigation Link The Reading Evening Post

All the latest news, hot from the latest Labour press release.

Not Labour's Election Manifesto

christian louboutin bootschi hair straightenersLouboutin SaleChanel Handbagshandbags salenike dunk shoesbikini salegucci shoestory burch saleCheap ED Hardypuma shoes