University bosses are planning shortly to release their master plan to the council. In their quest to gain control of the Solar System, we have discovered that the University plans to take possession of the Time Destructor, a weapon which threatens the safety of all who stand in their way. As they head up an alliance of alien races bent on destroying the human race, in their midst is none other than the treacherous Guardian of the Solar System, half-man half-machine Professor Kevin Warwick.

Only Dr. Dodds stands in the way of planning permission being granted. 'Doctor Who?' you may ask, as do most of the residents of Reading. However, her Labour colleagues appear to be about to stab her in the back and rubber stamp the total destruction of Whiteknights campus. Will the courageous Dr. Dodds save Reading or will she vanish in her Tardis looking for a safe Labour seat to carpetbag using her sonic women-only-shortlist?

We put it to University spokesman John Short that they had simply misappropriated the 'Dalek's Masterplan' script from the BBC and were touting it as their own and he told us: "Exterminate! Exterminate! You cannot escape. Resistance is futile."