Reading-born actress Kate Winslet has won <insert award here>. She picked up the award for <insert category here> for her role in <insert film name here>.

The actress in an emotional speech paid tribute to husband Sam Mendes. However despite the heady heights of international fame she has not forgotten her roots and was due back in town <insert next major holiday> to catch up with family and, of course, sample her mum’s prize-winning pickled onions.

The former Starmaker Theatre Company pupil has clearly avoided the fillers/Botox/surgery route and instead prefers the simple route of Vanity Fair air-brushing her pictures without her permission. Speaking exclusively to the Evening Post, mum-of-<please check for latest number> Kate, <insert age here>, whose parents, Sally and Roger, live in West Reading, said: "<insert quote from old interview>."

[Can you update this boiler plate story before printing? Ta, Andy]