Lights Out

by Mick Spreader 24. November 2008 01:57
Nasty Nick
Almost Lights Out for Nick

The Christmas lights in Reading were turned on by local boy Nasty Nick Cotton after the mysterious disappearance of the Mayor just before the lights were due to be switched on. Nick also made a charity collection to pay for treatment for his for his sick mum before hurridly telling crowds that he had to go to see a man about a dog after one member of the crowd suggested that he looked a bit like the person responsible for killing Reg Cox in 1985.

Police say that they have no idea who may have committed the offence and are keeping an open mind, although eye witnesses told us that the man in the crowd had clearly shouted out: "He's behind you."

 

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