Message in a Bottle Bank

by Mick Spreader 31. May 2007 06:00
Bottle Bank

After it was revealed that local Tories had vetoed plans to site a new bottle bank in Peppard, local councillor Mark Ralph was forced to give his reasons: "I am quite dismayed by David Cameron turning his back on the idea that selection does not work and we can guarantee that your local Tory councillors are quite prepared to make a principled stand on such an important local matter. Unless the Council bring in separate facilities for recycling Dom Pérignon and Beaujolais Nouveau bottles, we will oppose any new bottle banks in Peppard. I can't see how our constituents can be expected to share their bottle banks with Caversham scum from the Amersham Road estate and their reassuringly chav like Chardonnay bottles. Where will it end? Stella Artois bottles recycled into Veuve Clicquot magnums? It's no coincidence that Caversham is an anagram of Chav-mares."

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