Milk and Alcohol

by Mick Spreader 12. August 2008 07:57
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Tesco's plans to open yet another store in Reading may have dismayed local shopkeepers, but the move has been broadly welcomed by local youngsters.

We asked one of the 16 year olds hanging out on the corner of Crown Street what he thought of the new Tesco Express planned for the current Fun and Frolics shop and he told us: "It's good man. There's nowhere for us to hang out around here, so it's chillin' that we're to get our own Tesco Express. Now we can hang out with our mates and get our beer and fags without having to go all the way across town to the Tesco in Caversham."

 

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