Police are trying to establish the whereabouts of Mr. Reading Conservative-Party, missing since May 3rd 2007. Mr. R. Conservative-Party or 'Tory Boy', as he is known to his friends, was last seen at 12:00 at the Rivermead Leisure Centre on that date. He has not updated his party's web site since then and there has been no recent entries on his DareNotShowMyFacebook profile.

When last seen, he was writing offensive messages about someone called 'Dave' on the muckspReading traffic info sign, making empty promises to strangers on their doorsteps and pan-handling money from Microsoft. He is described as white, middle-class and his policies are described as of slight build.

Local constituents are now extremely anxious to ascertain the whereabouts of Mr. R. Conservative-Party. A close friend has urged anyone with any information of his whereabouts to contact MOTEST Reading to arrange an appointment.

UPDATE: Latest reports suggest that the missing person may be going under the alias Rob Wallace and hanging around the Houses of Parliament. Approach with caution.