Off the Rails

by Mick Spreader 15. August 2007 02:00
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Reading Liberal Democrats are planning a massive token gesture to solve Reading's congestion problems after holding a transport strategy focus group.

Ricky Duveen told us: "After the grand plans by Labour for the One Way IDR, the Tories' plans to sell off Reading Buses and the Greens' plans to carpet the IDR with grass, we felt that we too needed a wholly unworkable scheme to take to the electorate. And we think we've hit the jackpot. There's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail. I swear it's Reading's only choice! Throw up your hands and raise your voice!"

 

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