Once a Jolly Swag Man

by Mick Spreader 15. October 2007 11:37
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Thames Valley Police are introducing a new poster campaign which they believe will wipe out crime in the Greater Reading area. The second worst police force in the land are encouraging people to display posters in their windows if they would like to keep criminals away.

Force crime reduction manager Steve Smith said: "The idea started as a campaign designed to deter anti-social trick or treaters, the hugely popular Neighbourhood Witch Scheme."

The first poster 'Don't Take The Money Hidden Under Our Mattress' is available for download. In the next few weeks more posters will be released including: "Don't Tag My Car, It's Just Been Resprayed', 'Don't Waste Your Time, We're Students' and 'No, We Don't Have A Digital Ready Telly'.

 

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