Pact and Ready to Go

by Mick Spreader 16. May 2008 05:57
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Gareth Epps has announced a memorandum of undertaking with the ruling dictatorship on Reading Borough Council breaking the stalemate over who is to run the town for the next two years.

He told us: "I am pleased to announce, after two weeks of frantic negotiations, that I have secured a handful of magic beans in exchange for us rolling over and playing dead. Jo Lovelock tells me that if I plant them a magical kingdom will grow and everyone will live in peace and harmony... even Mr. Willis."

Political commentators have poured scorn on the promises made to the Lib Dems and say the 'magic' beans are in fact a packet of Habas Fritas purchased from The Retreat.

 

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