Reading Tory group leader in waiting Rik Willis has once again hit out at Liberal Democrat candidate for Reading East Gareth Epps in their continuing war of words. "Although he denies any involvement in negative campaigning, I have here actual proof that he is guilty of mudslinging. How dare he? Damon Buffini is a private equity god... and just the sort of person we need to bail the Tory party out of debt."

Mr. Epps was unphased by the accusations. "As Rik well knows I was taking a well earned break at the Glastonbury festival, although it's not the same as it used to be. It's far too commercial and attracting the wrong sort. I looked into the Glastonbury toilets and I think I detected a nasty Tory smear campaign. It's a good job I brought my own toilet roll."