Push Comes to Shove

by Mick Spreader 28. March 2008 02:52
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Private wheel clampers are charging up to £165 to release pushchairs parked illegally in Fobney Road. One mother from Whitley told us: I'd just stopped to light up me fag on me way to the magistrates court and before you knew it, some men in flourescent jackets came from nowhere and clamped me buggy. They demanded £165 or they would tow Ashley to Swindon. I wouldn't mind, but being mugged is cheaper and quicker."

A spokeman for the clampers was unrepentant and told us: "They've got wheels haven't they. No stopping. They know the rules."

 

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