Reading Calling...

by Mick Spreader 24. July 2007 06:00
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Yet another war of words has broken out between the town's feuding MPs after Tory babe Rob Wilson once again accused Reading West MP Martin Salter of interfering in Reading East's affairs. "I've warned him before but he's gone too far this time. He's deliberately sending his Reading West water down the Thames to flood my constituency," ranted the angry MP.

Martin Salter responded to the accusation: "I'll stop when he stops asking questions in Prime Minister's Question Time. There's only enough room in the local papers for publicity for one MP and if he thinks I'm going to give up my right to ask planted questions to make it look like I'm doing something, he's got a bleedin' cheek."

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