Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, if you’ve had one too many, it's bicycle-thief-man.

Bicycle-thief-man allows cyclists to enjoy a drink in the evening without having to worry about cycling home afterwards.

The company employs drivers who ride out to revellers and dismantle their bikes so that they fit into the boot of their car. Bicycle-thief-man then drives home in their vehicle, before re-assembling the bike, filing off the serial number and respraying it black. Launched in Eldon Terrace seven years ago, the University franchise went into operation this month ready to greet returning students. Customers can book a Bicycle-thief-man by leaving their cycle at one of the designated cycle parks near the station or around town. The franchise also plans to launch a spin-off called You-Looking-At-My-Girlfriend-Man who will come and punch your lights out on Fridays and Saturdays if you look like a student.