Wokingham Council have finally put the last nail in the Ryeish Green School coffin by rejecting pleas for it to become a trust school. Tearful teachers and residents have pledged to fight on but Wokingham Council Leader Frank Browne told the meeting: "Take your Reading chavs and go somewhere else. Your sort aren't wanted in Wokingham. We've got more than enough schools for our voters. Sod your children's education you Reading scum. Now stop bugging me, I've got to get to get back to work at Green Issues to lobby for more housing developments in the area."

Rob Wilson has pledged to mount the rolling bandwagon to save the school. "Look what happens when you leave the Tories in charge of education. Bring back grammar schools I say, er sorry, I wasn't meant to read that out until after the next election."