Standing on Ceremonies

by Mick Spreader 25. September 2007 03:57
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The Evils of Liberalism

Students have been warned that 'initiation ceremonies' have been banned at The University of Reading. The ceremonies, designed to 'break in' new students, often involve ridicule, fancy dress and heavy drinking.

RUSU president Sally Pearman told us: "We need to protect these vulnerable people, often away from home for the first time, from exploitation so we will be warning new students about the dangers of joining the Liberal Democrats, who are known to get our students out knocking on doors, wearing yellow rosettes and going down the pub for 'Liberal' drinks."

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