Stop Press: Superbug Attacks RBH

by Mick Spreader 28. February 2008 07:13
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Patients are urged to stay away from the Royal Berkshire Hospital after it came under attack from a mutant cockroach called Nora Virus. The super sized bug has been rampaging through the building after a deep clean woke her up.

A hospital spokesman told us: "Don't panic! We have already called the Mayor's hotline and the Powerpuff Girls are on their way to save the day. In any case once the superbug finds out the sky high car parking charges, we're sure she'll soon be on her way."

 

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