Reading Labour Party have exposed plans they say they have discovered to demolish Caversham and Reading Bridges.

Tony Page, Reading Labour's caretaker leader whilst Jo Lovelock is unavoidably detained in a box until the local elections are over, told us:

"I heard a Lib Dem councillor mention it in a pub. I can't tell you his name because I might have just made it up like most of the things I say, but this pre-election stunt to destroy our chances in Katesgrove are reprehensible and indicative of just how desperate they are.

"It is a deliberate attempt to prevent our candidate getting to meetings in Katesgrove and no doubt linked in with their plans to remove traffic lights to supposedly cure the gridlock they say I created which will hit the poor hardest. When you link this ill-thought out plan to another of their plans that I just made up to introduce parking meters in every street you get evidence of a disgraceful attempt to get money from Labour candidates to pay for local service improvements and I will be opposing it with every line of bullshit I can muster."