Tangerine Dream

by Mick Spreader 17. March 2008 11:37
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A crash involving a lorry carrying oranges on the A329M was blamed on the driver failing to concentrate. It caused enormous jams as drivers tried to squeeze past before police could close that segment of road to preserve the evidence. The accident left one Mama late taking her daughter Clementine to nursery school after her Citron narrowly avoided crashing into the lorry. No one was injured, but an ambulance was in attendance to provide lemon-aid.

A police spokesmandarin commented: "Drivers are advised that trying to find an alternative route will be fruit-less. However, it was touch tango whether the road would be reopened in time for the evening rush hour, so we are warning commuters to keep their eyes peeled."

 

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