The Discredit Card from Labour - Absolutely No Interest

by Mick Spreader 7. March 2011 20:07

  • Cost of a buffet lunch for members at the Reading Borough Unison AGM - £400
  • Cost of funding Labour's campaign in 15 wards - £12,000
  • Cost of funding a "non-political" campaign against the bastard Tories and their Lib Dem Quislings out of the General Political Fund - £20,000
  • £89,000 annual payment for three full time union officials - PRICELESS.

There are somethings money can't buy.  For everything else, there's Council Tax.

Small Print: You will end up paying back much more than you get if you are not in receipt of council tax benefits. If you are a union official, fill yer boots. Members may like to sign up for our unequal pay direct debit organised through our partners Unison. Labour will continue to debit and you'll continue to pay many years after you've paid off the capital. We reserve the right to send round the boys if we catch any of you morons and bigots daring to question our policies. The offer is only available if Labour are in power.
 

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