The Knives Are Out

by Mick Spreader 15. July 2008 02:00
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The Home Secretary announced new measures to clamp down on knives as figures show the Reading area is suffering an increase in violent assaults. The Bishop of Reading has also felt the need to step in and urged people to put down their weapons. Yet despite the local outcry, builders have gone ahead with the controversial topping out of the Blade Building in Forbury Square.

A spokeswoman for the Thames Valley Police told us: "In the current climate where knife crime is rampant, this is irresponsible architecture at its worst. I would urge the contractors to take the building down to the Central Police station and hand it in before somebody gets badly injured."

 

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