Tories Select Katesgrove Candidate

by Mick Spreader 16. March 2007 18:00

Your Conservative Katesgrove Ward candidate is Mohinder Singh.

You will probably know him as “Ricky” from “MOTEST READING”, the world famous MOT test centre. Ricky is only too pleased to hear your concerns and issues and will help to resolve them, especially if your clutch is playing up.

If elected Ricky promises to work tyre-lessly to serve on your behalf. If the Reading East Conservative MP Rob Wilson can help you in any way then please let Ricky know and he will personally send Rob an email to save you having to start up Outlook.

Ricky summed up why he is standing in a ward he drives through occasionally on the way to the famous MOTEST READING and on the occasions when he visits the equally world famous MOTEST SWINDON:

You may be wondering why I have chosen to stand as a Conservative Candidate in your ward. I have lived in Reading for a long time and I offer the best MOT services available. Well, now I want to extend my services to help the wider community within the ward by using my election material to inform you that MOTEST READING is the best MOT test centre in Reading. I don't think I can say that enough. Once again it's MOTEST READING.

I truly believe in community service and am offering myself as the Conservative Candidate because time has come for a change in Katesgrove Ward - a change for the better! One which sees you stop using your local Katesgrove Southampton Street Garage and 4 Bays in Mount Pleasant, but instead will see you visit the excellent MOTEST READING in Abbey Ward.

I hope very much that I will be able to count on your cash when your MOT runs out."

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