Tory Balls-Up

by Mick Spreader 19. February 2009 02:35
Isobel Ballsdon

Isobel Ballsdon has been sacked from her position as the Conservative spokesperson on Childrens' Services after leading for them in a successful media campaign over the recent Ofsted reports findings.

Explaining the surprise move the Tories told us: "We couldn't have a mere woman showing up the chaps. Hopefully Isobel will enjoy tackling her new portfolio that we've just made up to shut her up. We did think of moving her to be our spokesperson for shoes, but that position is already taken. I'm sure that she is looking forward to her new role where she will be legally banned from taking a view on anything before making any decisions."

 

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