Tory Traffic Filter Tip

by Mick Spreader 20. February 2008 01:35
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Ashen faced Reading Conservatives were left panicing yesterday after secret plans they've been working on for the last 9 months went missing in The Sun Inn public house in Castle Street. A frantic half hour search of the pub was brought to an end when a public spirited resident handed back the plans to Mike Townend after finding them outside on a table next to a pouch of pipe tobacco and a petition to hang Nelson Mandela.

Mr Townend, who sits on the Traffic Management Advisory Panel, thanked the finder after being handed back the fag packet, but told him: "Our plans are much bigger that that."

Staff at The Sun Inn are now expected to be ordered in early today to search for the other packet.

 

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