U-Turn Added to One Way IDR

by Mick Spreader 5. June 2007 04:45
IDR

Reading Borough Council Cabinet have announced a humiliating climb down over plans for the one way IDR. In a shock first for the town the Council have agreed to listen to residents and will create an independent public commission to consider transport strategy.

To cries of 'on yer bike', Councillor Crisp anounced: "We still think the public are as thick as mince to reject such a fine use of £15m, but we'd all like to keep our jobs next year. With immediate effect, we've asked Tricia Haines to pose for a few publicity photographs breaking the seals on the traffic orders and instructions to reveal to the Evening Post that it was all an April Fools joke that got out of hand after a session down the RISC centre."

 

Currently rated 1.7 by 10 people

  • Currently 1.7/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Tags:

E-mail | Kick it! | DZone it! | del.icio.us
Permalink | Comments (0) | Post RSSRSS comment feed

Powered by BlogEngine.NET

Humour Warning!

All material on this site is parody and of a satirical nature.

All quotes attributed to anyone are made up and purely for the purposes of amusement. If you have no sense of humour, your sort aren't wanted around here so bugger off and join the Labour Party.

If you think that something is factually incorrect, please get a dictionary and lookup parody and satire.

Poll Tax

Mystery surrounds the reason for Labour getting rid of the RBC Chief Executive. What was the real reason?
Show Results

Other Links

Navigation Link JaneSpotting

Sorry folks, the legendary JaneSpotting web site about Reading's most trivial MP has been retired. Never mind Jane has graciously agreed to keep the laughs flowing from her Strasbourg Stockade.

Navigation Link The Reading Forum

Want to know where the Evening Post gets their stories from other than regurgitating council press releases?

Navigation Link The Reading Evening Post

All the latest news, hot from the latest Labour press release.

Not Labour's Election Manifesto

Manifesto cover
Download PDF RLP Manifesto First Draft
christian louboutin bootschi hair straightenersLouboutin SaleChanel Handbagshandbags salenike dunk shoesbikini salegucci shoestory burch saleCheap ED Hardypuma shoes