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by Mick Spreader 29. May 2008 05:15
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Reading Borough Council are planning to administer more fines across the town after a man paid up for performing a legal traffic manoeuvre on the A33.

The new rules will see cars travelling in a clockwise direction on the Inner Distribution Road fined for persistently ignoring the wishes of the transport planners, whilst users of the Chatham Place slip roads will be penalised for using roads which are due to be demolished.

Thames Valley Police have defended their actions in fining an innocent man: "We believe that it's a lot easier to fine law-abiding citizens for obeying the law than arresting criminal types. They're dangerous and less likely to pay up."

 

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