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by Mick Spreader 18. January 2008 04:48
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A speed camera in Northumberland Avenue has been revealed to have been operating with no film in it despite 35 casualties in three years and several schools along the popular rat run.

A council spokesman told us: "We can't waste valuable council resources on preventing accidents when there's revenue to be made from inappropriately sited and hidden Gatsos. They're the ones that really need to have film in them. How the hell did you think we'd be able to keep the council tax rise down to 1.9% without being able to fleece motorists?"

 

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