University Straight From Nursery

by Mick Spreader 3. July 2007 02:00
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Reading University bosses have appointed a troubleshooter after the great 'Facebook Water Fight' debacle to put an end to anti-social behaviour. Ann Westgarth, Reading University's new community relations manager, has vowed to take 'prompt action' if she discovers students 'having fun'.

"Life can really be hard if Mummy can't collect your washing for a few weeks or Daddy won't slip you a few hundred quid to top up your loan, but that's no excuse for some of the behaviour we have seen recently. Students walking around in groups to avoid being beaten up by locals gives out the wrong message. In order to integrate properly, they should be prepared to be mugged and stabbed just like the rest of the population."

 

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