As election fever bores the nation, local Tories were left red faced yet again in Park ward as yet more dodgy propaganda hit the doorsteps. Their latest leaflet couldn't even spell their own candidate's name correctly, although this was denied by Rik Willis. "He's from Wokingham, we hardly see him, let alone know how to spell his name. Anyway it is you who are behind the times. He changed his name to Wazir Hussian by deed poll the day before the leaflet went out and if you say otherwise, I'm going to sue."

Sitting MP Rob Wilson expressed his anger at yet another fiasco in Park ward. "It's a sad indictment of the sort of riff-raff they'll let into the Tories nowadays. Remember: Vote for Dave Macaroon's Conservation Party