Whore Today, Gone Tomorrow

by Mick Spreader 27. March 2008 00:58
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TescoXXXtra: We Sell for Less

Tesco chiefs are said to be horrified that the car park of the giant new Tesco in Battle is being used by prostitutes after two girls were caution for selling themselves without Street Trading Consent.

Adam Fisher, a spokesman for Tesco, said: "It's not right that independent traders still seem to be able to operate within a mile of our store, so we are planning to open a new TescoXXXtra in Western Elms Avenue to drive them out of business."

Mystery surrounding free publicity given to Tesco by the local press was solved when it was discovered that Carolyn McCall, Chief Executive of Guardian Newspapers Limited, is also a non-executive Director of Tesco plc.

 

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